Ok, by now you should have already seen our 10 HOT names for your man’s ‘business’, so, here is the list of ones to AVOID!

These 69 names are good for a laugh, but should also never be said in the heat of the moment.

…use at your own risk!

1. Winky or Mr. Winky
2. Tallywacker
3. Rod
4. Trouser-snake
5. Pecker
6. Captain Helmethead
7. Willy
8. Boner
9. Hose
10. Disco stick
11. Purple headed-yogurt slinger
12. Dink
13. Knob
14. Little Man
15. One-eyed warrior
16. Prick
17. Ivory/ebony rhythm stick
18. Pickle
19. Wedding tackle
20. Weiner
21. Baby-maker
22. Woody
23. Pencil
24. Schwanz
25. Chubby
26. Worm
27. Ding-a-ling
28. Pee-pee
29. Baloney Pony
30. Cupid`s arrow
31. Stiffy
32. Pogo-stick
33. Snake
34. Dipstick
35. Sausage
36. Mangina
37. Pee-wee
38. Salami
39. Tube-steak
40. Skin Flute
41. Wang
42. Johnson
43. Cock-a-saurus Rex
44. Excaliber
45. Dr. Feelgood
46. Baby’s arm holding an apple
47. Wand
48. Lollipop
49. Middle/3^rd leg
50. Banana
51. Pocket rocket
52. Lil’ Buddy
53. Soldier
54. Jimmy
55. Hot-dog
56. Pole
57. Joystick
58. Richard
59. Wee-wee
60. Love spring
61. Member
62. Meat missile
63. Sword
64. Phallus
65. Popsicle
66. Beef whistle
67. Microphone
68. Pork sword
69. Stumpy

We had a lot of fun making this list, so please feel free to add comments below with some of your favorite/silly dick-names

The Bros.